I Wish My Life Was a Music Video (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} laralaine) wrote,@ 2006-11-12 01:01:00 |
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Bash
You wouldn't really believe me if I told you, but Cybart was god fucking awesome and I love that woman. By the end of the trip, she was so tolerant of Joe's random swearing that she even laughed when he said ass and shit.
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at points.. we began talking about Pie and Cake in the most perverted way in the world. and she just let it happen.
FOR THAT I LOVE HER. SHE LET EVERYTHING HAPPEN. and she opened up so much I was in looove<33333
Uhr, we stayed at the Gaylord Opryland in NAYSHVAILE, which was so. huge. There were at least three separate rainforests in it, glass panes on the roofs, indoor balconies on almost every room, and a villages of shops and restaurants inside it. There was a water show that had water that went SO. HIGH. OMFG. and a river that went through the whole thing, and you just got lost and loved your life.
The Christmas lights hung from everything and it was fucking enchanting. I want to honeymoon for twelve years in there because you never NEED to leave.
Basically, Cybart packed her awesome outfits and those HUGE SHOES in a lunchbox. I'm not exaggerating. That was the most perplexing part of this whole trip.. that tiny ass carry-on. Wow.
Okay I just realized that two people know who the fuck I'm talking about, so know that I went with Leanora, who is LOUD, AWKWARD, and can't control her swearing or laughing for anything in the world and she was awesome.
Also Joe.. and Arber.. and there were pillow fights and concerts you would never believe. It was the funniest experience of my life, probably. I hate to say it but it was the kind of funny you can't even laugh at too much because you'd keel over and die. Everyone was so fucking fat.
Kyle came too, she was quiet but a sexy beast :D <33
The plane ride sucked assholes because there was rain, turbulence, and a pilot who's tooth was BLEEDING or whatnot so we had to switch pilots and then flew into Nashville pretty late. I don't even remember what we ate for dinner that night but that whole fucking place was expensive x.x
Anyway, in the course of our stay I spent every night in a room with Joe and Arber having the hottest sex imaginable. Of course, the curfew was midnight but I snuck into my room after 1 and I was so worried Cybart would discover me :/ because I'd hate to kill her trust. She's my goddess.
Okay so FUCK, absolute hilarity. You just don't KNOW Joe and Arber, so shut the fuck up.
Every dinner out was fucking hilarious. We told every scandalous story about everyone we knew and called each other so many bad names we really should've all hung ourselves twelve times. Cybart fucking loved it, yes she did. She told us all her high school stories and it was such an amazing bonding experience, I can't even express it really :D YES she loosened up! Every joke we told was so fucking inappropriate.
But you don't get that either, I think. Cybart is a Christian, and she's pretty goddamn conservative in that sense, and you're not supposed to be your student's "friend"... but she seriously loved us all.
Whatever I guess the tidbits include running away during workshops to sit on fluffy couches and have more sex, Leanora almost trampling a two year old who fell under her feet at the airport x.x, expensive buffets with Egyptian waiters, so many girls and gay journalist boys :D, free candy at exhibits and recording an iPod acceptance speech as Enrique, Cybart letting us call her Cybie and waking us up at 6 looking so.. ready for life, exposing Yan and Pedro and every fucking person to PIECES - Cybart knows more than you can imagine. Really. We didn't hesitate o.O you're all going down fuckers.
and, ha, if you think you can get revenge by exposing US, don't bother. We already did... and she took it wayyy too well.
Let's just say that Cybart knows as much as Ring, which is too much. I'm still amazed, but we must have told her about everything from skull fucking to Arber drunk to Josh and Ericka. and Jared. I think Jared was at the forefront of everything about me that didn't scream DIKE. I love my teachers.
12 a.m. I'm sprawled on Joe's bed and probably dead, and Cybart peaks in to ask if I'm "safe". I mumble something, Joe slams the door in her face and she just says goodnight with that perky look on her face.
LEANORA STOP TOUCHING ME.
TWO MINUTES.
JUST TWO MINUTES.
I think Samantha K has had more pie than the Eastern seaboard, Ms. Cybart.
<3
WOAH BITCHES
I had a great time, yeeahhhhh I did. I didn't feel like explaining all of this ten times so it's here now.
You wouldn't really believe me if I told you, but Cybart was god fucking awesome and I love that woman. By the end of the trip, she was so tolerant of Joe's random swearing that she even laughed when he said ass and shit.
<3333
at points.. we began talking about Pie and Cake in the most perverted way in the world. and she just let it happen.
FOR THAT I LOVE HER. SHE LET EVERYTHING HAPPEN. and she opened up so much I was in looove<33333
Uhr, we stayed at the Gaylord Opryland in NAYSHVAILE, which was so. huge. There were at least three separate rainforests in it, glass panes on the roofs, indoor balconies on almost every room, and a villages of shops and restaurants inside it. There was a water show that had water that went SO. HIGH. OMFG. and a river that went through the whole thing, and you just got lost and loved your life.
The Christmas lights hung from everything and it was fucking enchanting. I want to honeymoon for twelve years in there because you never NEED to leave.
Basically, Cybart packed her awesome outfits and those HUGE SHOES in a lunchbox. I'm not exaggerating. That was the most perplexing part of this whole trip.. that tiny ass carry-on. Wow.
Okay I just realized that two people know who the fuck I'm talking about, so know that I went with Leanora, who is LOUD, AWKWARD, and can't control her swearing or laughing for anything in the world and she was awesome.
Also Joe.. and Arber.. and there were pillow fights and concerts you would never believe. It was the funniest experience of my life, probably. I hate to say it but it was the kind of funny you can't even laugh at too much because you'd keel over and die. Everyone was so fucking fat.
Kyle came too, she was quiet but a sexy beast :D <33
The plane ride sucked assholes because there was rain, turbulence, and a pilot who's tooth was BLEEDING or whatnot so we had to switch pilots and then flew into Nashville pretty late. I don't even remember what we ate for dinner that night but that whole fucking place was expensive x.x
Anyway, in the course of our stay I spent every night in a room with Joe and Arber having the hottest sex imaginable. Of course, the curfew was midnight but I snuck into my room after 1 and I was so worried Cybart would discover me :/ because I'd hate to kill her trust. She's my goddess.
Okay so FUCK, absolute hilarity. You just don't KNOW Joe and Arber, so shut the fuck up.
Every dinner out was fucking hilarious. We told every scandalous story about everyone we knew and called each other so many bad names we really should've all hung ourselves twelve times. Cybart fucking loved it, yes she did. She told us all her high school stories and it was such an amazing bonding experience, I can't even express it really :D YES she loosened up! Every joke we told was so fucking inappropriate.
But you don't get that either, I think. Cybart is a Christian, and she's pretty goddamn conservative in that sense, and you're not supposed to be your student's "friend"... but she seriously loved us all.
Whatever I guess the tidbits include running away during workshops to sit on fluffy couches and have more sex, Leanora almost trampling a two year old who fell under her feet at the airport x.x, expensive buffets with Egyptian waiters, so many girls and gay journalist boys :D, free candy at exhibits and recording an iPod acceptance speech as Enrique, Cybart letting us call her Cybie and waking us up at 6 looking so.. ready for life, exposing Yan and Pedro and every fucking person to PIECES - Cybart knows more than you can imagine. Really. We didn't hesitate o.O you're all going down fuckers.
and, ha, if you think you can get revenge by exposing US, don't bother. We already did... and she took it wayyy too well.
Let's just say that Cybart knows as much as Ring, which is too much. I'm still amazed, but we must have told her about everything from skull fucking to Arber drunk to Josh and Ericka. and Jared. I think Jared was at the forefront of everything about me that didn't scream DIKE. I love my teachers.
12 a.m. I'm sprawled on Joe's bed and probably dead, and Cybart peaks in to ask if I'm "safe". I mumble something, Joe slams the door in her face and she just says goodnight with that perky look on her face.
LEANORA STOP TOUCHING ME.
TWO MINUTES.
JUST TWO MINUTES.
I think Samantha K has had more pie than the Eastern seaboard, Ms. Cybart.
<3
WOAH BITCHES
I had a great time, yeeahhhhh I did. I didn't feel like explaining all of this ten times so it's here now.
