I threw Mr. M's advice out the window and hoped everyone else gained twelve pounds tonight.
Happy National Turkey Holocaust Day :/

Here's what we argued about.. during which I started crying I was laughing so hard at my drunk aunt:
-The origin of Thanksgiving.. according to the clueless and know-all Polish
-Steve Martin's age.. which is definately not 90
-Women with big asses versus men's belt sizes
-My grandmother watching Jerry Springer
-My non-existent desire to watch naked men give news reports and no one having a clue that I'd really rather look at naked bitches
-People being "shit-faced" and screaming the Polish equivalent of "BULLSHITTING FUCKERS"
-Russians in Hollywood


I started reading the 5th HP book though, and I love it so much x.x I can't believe I'm so behind..

when's the movie coming out?!



Stuff tomorrow -- buy some fondue sets.